The Food Monologues

Today, whilst we were in Bullring looking for Christmas presents, Tim stopped off to buy a bottle of water. After taking downing half a bottle in go, he noticed that the bottle smelt really bad and it truely was vile smelling and Tim spent the next few hours worrying if there was something nasty in the water. But once its drunk, there is nothing you can do about it. It is possibly nothing, but Tim's keeping the bottle for evidence just in case. It makes you think before you take a drink - smell it first.